try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.