I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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sit in the shower

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.