Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Your mom

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.