think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.