Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

being super bored at school

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I never feel bored

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.