In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.