- Things You Think Only You Do

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

I have seen a UFO

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.