Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

thumb_up thumb_down -54

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

thumb_up thumb_down -110

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down +31

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

thumb_up thumb_down -31

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

thumb_up thumb_down -47

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

masturbate quietly in my room.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.