chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.