Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Made after doomsday plans

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.