I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.