When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I have seen a UFO

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.