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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.