I want to suck on your penis

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.