Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.