go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.