Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.