Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Made after doomsday plans

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.