pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.