Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.