I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I have seen a UFO

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.