ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Giving my dog a massage.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.