try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.