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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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k. everyone

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.