- Things You Think Only You Do

Play with my own boobs for no reason

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.