I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.