I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I want to suck on your penis

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.