Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.