I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Take baths

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.