Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.