When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.