I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.