- Things You Think Only You Do

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.