When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.