When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.