When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.