fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.