I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

I meow when my cat meows.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I never feel bored

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

Fart at home

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.