When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.