Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.