i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.