I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.