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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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Made after doomsday plans
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.