Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I have seen a UFO

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.