Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.