When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.