Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.