At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.