Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I want to suck on your penis

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I have seen a UFO

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.