I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.