Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I want to suck on your penis

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.