Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.