when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I never feel bored

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Fart at home

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Set Fire to the Rain

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.