When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.