When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I never feel bored

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.