whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.