I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Pee in the shower

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.