- Things You Think Only You Do

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.