Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.