when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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wonder who wrote these things

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.