If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Made after doomsday plans

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.