When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.