stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.