I sleep in my underpants every single night

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

wonder who wrote these things

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.