text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I never feel bored

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.