When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I have seen a UFO

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.