- Things You Think Only You Do

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

When out I like to "people watch."

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

masturbate quietly in my room.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.