I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.