I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.