Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.