Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.