- Things You Think Only You Do

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

I pee in the shower. :3

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Look at my poop before flushing

Giving my dog a massage.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.