When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.