Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.