When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

thumb_up thumb_down -29

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -35

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

thumb_up thumb_down -37

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

thumb_up thumb_down -41

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

thumb_up thumb_down -43

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.