I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.