Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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misread dig bick

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.