Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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being super bored at shool

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.