When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.