Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.