- Things You Think Only You Do

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

I apologize, when i bump against things.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

masturbate quietly in my room.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

hate Justin Bieber

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.