I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

fall asleep in the shower.

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I want to suck on your penis

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.