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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I want to suck on your penis

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.