wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I want to suck on your penis

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.