whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.