Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.