I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.