toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Made after doomsday plans

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.