I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I have seen a UFO

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Take baths

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.