I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.