I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I have seen a UFO

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I want to suck on your penis

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.