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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

misread dig bick

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.