When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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misread dig bick

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.