Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.