I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.