disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.