When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.