Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.