Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Vote for the other guy

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.