Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

thumb_up thumb_down -116

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

thumb_up thumb_down -19

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

thumb_up thumb_down -23

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

thumb_up thumb_down -45

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.