you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.