When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I always think I have special powers

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.