when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Vote for the other guy

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.