Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.