I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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chew on the side of my teeth

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.