Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I have seen a UFO

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.