Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.