I aphabeticalize my shoes

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.