I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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being super bored at shool

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.