arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.