I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.