Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.