I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.