When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.