Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fall asleep in the shower.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.