Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.