I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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being super bored at shool

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.