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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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misread dig bick

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.