Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.