If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

I always think I have special powers

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.