Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.