Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I want to suck on your penis

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.