I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

being super bored at shool

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.