masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.