Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -95

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

thumb_up thumb_down

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I apologize, when i bump against things.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

thumb_up thumb_down -27

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.