getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.