Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I eat ass

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.