I aphabeticalize my shoes

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.