masturbate quietly in my room.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.