I want to suck on your penis

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.