Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.