Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.