When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.