When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I have seen a UFO

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.