Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.