Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.