I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.