Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.