In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.