Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.