Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.