when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.