I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have seen a UFO

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.