Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.