hate Justin Bieber

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.