Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.