Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I want to suck on your penis

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.