Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.