Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.