Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.