I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.