If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.