I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.