I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.