I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.