Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.