I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.