when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.