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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.