Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.