Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.