disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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being super bored at shool

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.