when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.