getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Your mom

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.