when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.