I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.