Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.