Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.