being super bored at shool

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.