Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.