Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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being super bored at shool

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.