- Things You Think Only You Do

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

fall asleep in the shower.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

misread dig bick

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.