When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I want to suck on your penis

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.