Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.