Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.