Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.