When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.