Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.