Watch the same movies over and over

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I have seen a UFO

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Take baths

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.