Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.