Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.