When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.