I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Made after doomsday plans

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.