Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.