stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.