Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.