- Things You Think Only You Do

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.