I'm really picky about how I earn money

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I want to suck on your penis

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.