I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.