When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.