disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I eat ass

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.