I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.