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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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chew on the side of my teeth

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.