You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.