When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I have seen a UFO

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.