When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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misread dig bick

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.