when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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misread dig bick

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.