.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Watch the same movies over and over

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

misread dig bick

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.