Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Fart at home

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.