Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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misread dig bick

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.