Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.