When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.