Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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misread dig bick

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.