I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Talk to my cat.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I never feel bored

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

being super bored at shool

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.