masturbate quietly in my room.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.