When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

masturbate quietly in my room.

I want to suck on your penis

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.