Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I have seen a UFO

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.