Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.