Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Pee in the shower

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.