- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.