if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.