Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.