Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.