I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I want to suck on your penis

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.