i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I can't trill my R's

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.