Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

fall asleep in the shower.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.