At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When out I like to "people watch."

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.