Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.