Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.