when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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misread dig bick

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.