Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.