wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Play Minecraft

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.