I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I have seen a UFO

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.