join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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misread dig bick

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.