pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.