Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Play Minecraft

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.