Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.