Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.