When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.