I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.