I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.