I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.