Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.