I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Poop naked.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.