When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.