when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.