Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.