Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.