Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Set Fire to the Rain

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.