When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.