Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.