I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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being super bored at shool

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.