thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.