I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Vote for the other guy

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.