I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.