having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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misread dig bick

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.