When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.