Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.