Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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misread dig bick

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.