I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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misread dig bick

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.