disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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misread dig bick

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.