when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.