after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.