Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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being super bored at shool

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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misread dig bick

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.