When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.