When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Vote for the other guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.