I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I want to suck on your penis

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.