Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.