I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.