When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.