Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

fall asleep in the shower.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

misread dig bick

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.