.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Play Minecraft

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.