Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.