Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Vote for the other guy

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.