Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

masturbate quietly in my room.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.