Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.