I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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misread dig bick

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.