I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.