Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.