I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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being super bored at shool

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.