do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Vote for the other guy

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.