Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.