I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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being super bored at shool

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.