I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.