Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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being super bored at shool

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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misread dig bick

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.