In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.