fall asleep in the shower.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.