I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.