When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Vote for the other guy

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

misread dig bick

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.