stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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being super bored at shool

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.