Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.