Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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get really confused

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.