I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.