When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Vote for the other guy

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.