Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.