I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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misread dig bick

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.