Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

being super bored at shool

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

misread dig bick

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.