Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Vote for the other guy

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.