Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.