I apologize, when i bump against things.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

being super bored at shool

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.