Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.