wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Your mom

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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hate Justin Bieber

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.