Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Pee in the shower

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Poop naked.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.