I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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hate Justin Bieber

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.