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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.