Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Vote for the other guy

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.