I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.