after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.