Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Vote for the other guy

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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