Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I put big spaces in between comments

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.