I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I put big spaces in between comments

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.