I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Fart at home

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.