Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.