Vote for the other guy

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.