Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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being super bored at shool

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.