Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.