Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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hate Justin Bieber

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.