Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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misread dig bick

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.