going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.