I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.