Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Play Minecraft

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.