I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Vote for the other guy

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.