I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.