think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I apologize, when i bump against things.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

thumb_up thumb_down -71

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

thumb_up thumb_down -20

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

thumb_up thumb_down -38

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

thumb_up thumb_down -50

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.