Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.