Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.