thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

being super bored at shool

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.