When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.