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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.