Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Talk to my cat.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.