I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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misread dig bick

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.