toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Vote for the other guy

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.