type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

being super bored at shool

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.