Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.