I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.