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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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Vote for the other guy
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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fall asleep in the shower.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.