Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.