- Things You Think Only You Do

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.