When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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hate Justin Bieber

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.