I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Your mom

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.