pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.