when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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hate Justin Bieber

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.