Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Vote for the other guy

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.