Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.