Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.