Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

being super bored at shool

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.