Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.