I want to suck on your penis

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.