Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.