Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Your mom

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.