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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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hate Justin Bieber

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Vote for the other guy

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.