I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Vote for the other guy

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.