when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.