Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.