Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

being super bored at shool

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I apologize, when i bump against things.

misread dig bick

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

fall asleep in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.