Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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hate Justin Bieber

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.