Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Play Minecraft

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.