I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.