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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.