after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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misread dig bick

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.