When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.