Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.