turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.