when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.