Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Vote for the other guy

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.