Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I put big spaces in between comments

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.