Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.