I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.