Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.