Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

fall asleep in the shower.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

masturbate quietly in my room.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.