I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Play Minecraft

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.