Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Vote for the other guy

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.