Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I eat ass

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.