Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.