Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Your mom

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.