pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.