Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Watch the same movies over and over

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Play Minecraft

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.