When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pee in the shower

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.