When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.