Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.