after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.