Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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hate Justin Bieber

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.