- Things You Think Only You Do

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

-15

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

-25

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

-29

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

-33

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

-39

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

-43

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

-45

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

-59

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

-59

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

-95

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

-18

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

-20

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

-24

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

-28

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

-28

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Things You Think Only You Do