When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Vote for the other guy

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.