i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.