When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I have seen a UFO

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.