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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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Play Minecraft
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.