Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.