Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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misread dig bick

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.