I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I have seen a UFO

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.