I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Fart at home

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Pee in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.