Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Vote for the other guy

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.