Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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misread dig bick

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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being super bored at shool

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.