when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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misread dig bick

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.