in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Pee in the shower

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.