Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.