Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.