I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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KICK THE CAN

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.