Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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misread dig bick

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.