Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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being super bored at shool

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.