Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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misread dig bick

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.