When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.