Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I want to suck on your penis

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.