After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.