I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.