If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Your mom

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.