Your mom

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.