misread dig bick

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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being super bored at shool

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.