Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.