When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -81

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

thumb_up thumb_down -119

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I push the door open with my stomach

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.