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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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KICK THE CAN
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Sitting next to a banana called James
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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-41
Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.