I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.