When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.