Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.