Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Watch the same movies over and over

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Pee in the shower

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.