- Things You Think Only You Do

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I meow when my cat meows.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.