Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.