I eat ass

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.