Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Talk to my cat.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.