Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.