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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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I eat ass
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.