- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sitting next to a banana called James

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I eat ass

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.