Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.