Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.