I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.