- Things You Think Only You Do

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

get really confused

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Pee in the shower

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

sneeze without closing my eyes

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.