When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.