turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.