- Things You Think Only You Do

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.