I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.