- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.