going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

get really confused

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.