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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.