I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Talk to my cat.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.