Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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get really confused

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.