when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.