whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.