Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.