Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

masturbate quietly in my room.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.