Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.