- Things You Think Only You Do

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.