pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.