When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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get really confused

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.