Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.