Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.