Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.