When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Play Minecraft

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.