having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.