When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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KICK THE CAN

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.