You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.