When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.