Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.