Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When out I like to "people watch."

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.