wonder who wrote these things

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.