Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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get really confused

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.