When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Take baths

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

I want to suck on your penis

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.