when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.