Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I eat ass

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.