When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.