Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.