act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.