Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.