While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.