Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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misread dig bick

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.