Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Take baths

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

wonder who wrote these things

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.