having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.