Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.