At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

thumb_up thumb_down -51

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.