masturbate quietly in my room.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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get really confused

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.