When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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misread dig bick

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.