I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I eat ass

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

open the fridge A eat food B think

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.