Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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get really confused

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.