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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.