Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Take baths

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.