make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.