Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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sit in the shower

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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misread dig bick

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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being super bored at school

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.