- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.