suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.