In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.