Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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KICK THE CAN

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.