The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.