Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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misread dig bick

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.