Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.