I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I can't trill my R's

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.