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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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KICK THE CAN
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.