When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Talk to my cat.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Poop naked.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.