Talk to my cat.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Poop naked.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.