I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.