when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

open the fridge A eat food B think

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I can't trill my R's

When out I like to "people watch."

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.