Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.