Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.