when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.