Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.