imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.