Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Watch the same movies over and over

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.