Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.