When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.