Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.