Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Watch the same movies over and over

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.