Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Be a loner at school

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.