pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Talk to my cat.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.