You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Play Minecraft

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Talk to my cat.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.