In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.