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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.