when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.