Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.