join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.