I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.