suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.