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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.