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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.