I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.