I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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misread dig bick

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I have seen a UFO

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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being super bored at shool

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.