I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I eat ass

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.