pull out a flies wings and let it go

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Talk to my cat.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.