Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

sneeze without closing my eyes

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

wonder who wrote these things

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.