when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.