When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.