Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.