When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.