Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Your mom

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misread dig bick

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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being super bored at school

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.