I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.