If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.