In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.