- Things You Think Only You Do

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.