Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.