After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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misread dig bick

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.