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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.