- Things You Think Only You Do

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.