When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I can't trill my R's

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.