I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.