- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

call someone by a siblings name.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.