always check thde back seat before starting the car

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

open the fridge A eat food B think

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.