forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.