Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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misread dig bick

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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get really confused

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.