disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.