When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I have never watched Star Wars.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I eat ass

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.