Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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speak proper english

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.