I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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get really confused

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.