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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.