I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I can't trill my R's

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.