Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.