When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.