Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Your mom

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.