Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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get really confused

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Fart at home

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.