Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.