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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.