going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.