- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.