Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.