interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I can't trill my R's

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

im going to kill that person and get away with it

thumb_up thumb_down -84

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

thumb_up thumb_down -86

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

thumb_up thumb_down -110

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.