- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.