Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.