I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.