When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

I always think I have special powers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.