act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.