when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.