wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.