Try to see nipples through body paint.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.