If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.