- Things You Think Only You Do

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Fart at home

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Still record on VHS tapes.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.