Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.