Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.