Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.