Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.