do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I have never watched Star Wars.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Watch the same movies over and over

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.