Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.