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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.