Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.