If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.