when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.