When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

chew on the side of my teeth

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.