when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.