When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

chew on the side of my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

thumb_up thumb_down -97

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

thumb_up thumb_down -14

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

thumb_up thumb_down -24

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.