Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.