Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.