Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.