I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.