get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.