In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.