Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.