When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.