- Things You Think Only You Do

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.