Pee in the shower

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.