- Things You Think Only You Do

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.