The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.