Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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wonder who wrote these things

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.