- Things You Think Only You Do

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I can't trill my R's

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

fall asleep in the shower.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.