Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.