- Things You Think Only You Do

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I can't trill my R's

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.