when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.