after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.