When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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misread dig bick

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.