when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.