I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.