I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.