Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.