wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Pee in the shower

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.