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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.