Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I eat ass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.