When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Pee in the shower

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.