- Things You Think Only You Do

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

open the fridge A eat food B think

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.