I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.