Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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KICK THE CAN

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.