When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.