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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.