push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.