Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.