Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Poop naked.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.