pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.