get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Talk to my cat.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Watch the same movies over and over

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.