- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.