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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.