When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.