When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.