having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Play Minecraft

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.