- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.