Watch the same movies over and over

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.