- Things You Think Only You Do

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.