Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Pee in the shower

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.