after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.