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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.