get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.