I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.