- Things You Think Only You Do

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.