- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.