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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.