When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I want to suck on your penis

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.