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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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I want to suck on your penis
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.