I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Sometimes I toot.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.