Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.