Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

speak proper english

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.