draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.