im going to kill that person and get away with it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.