Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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misread dig bick

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.