Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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