When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.