when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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misread dig bick

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.