Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.