I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.