read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Play Minecraft

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.