get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I always think I have special powers

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.