stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.