- Things You Think Only You Do

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Talk to my cat.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Set Fire to the Rain

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.