My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.