I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.