I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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wonder who wrote these things

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.