Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.