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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.