Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.