Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.