You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.