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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I refuse to forward chain letters

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Watch the same movies over and over

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.