Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.