- Things You Think Only You Do

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

laziness .... its all in the mind

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.