Talk to my cat.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.