Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Talk to my cat.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.