- Things You Think Only You Do

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

i see almost everything as a sign

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I refuse to forward chain letters

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

misread dig bick

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.