You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Set Fire to the Rain

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being super bored at shool

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I eat ass

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.