Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.