Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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misread dig bick

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.