Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.