I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.