I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Talk to my cat.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.