interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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misread dig bick

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I can't trill my R's

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.