Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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being super bored at shool

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.