I can't trill my R's

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Poop naked.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.