Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.