Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.