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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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misread dig bick

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I can't trill my R's

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.