Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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speak proper english

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.