Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.