Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

open the fridge A eat food B think

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.