I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.