Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.