I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.