Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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misread dig bick

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.