Take baths

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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being super bored at shool

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.