When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.