I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Talk to my cat.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.