Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.