disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.