I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.