Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.