Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.