Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

sneeze without closing my eyes

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.