When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

i see almost everything as a sign

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.