Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

being super bored at shool

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

get really confused

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

sneeze without closing my eyes

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.