- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

laziness .... its all in the mind

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.