Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Play Minecraft

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.