If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I can't trill my R's

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Set Fire to the Rain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I eat ass

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.