When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I can't trill my R's

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.