Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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being super bored at shool

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.