Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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speak proper english

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.