- Things You Think Only You Do

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

i see almost everything as a sign

laziness .... its all in the mind

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.