I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.