I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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get really confused

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Poop naked.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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KICK THE CAN

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.