I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.