i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

laziness .... its all in the mind

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.