think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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misread dig bick

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.