When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.