pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -55

I eat ass

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

thumb_up thumb_down -61

chew on the side of my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -61

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

thumb_up thumb_down -93

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

thumb_up thumb_down +18

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.