I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.