Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Set Fire to the Rain

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.