think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

misread dig bick

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

i see almost everything as a sign

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.