place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I eat ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.