I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.