I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.