I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.