When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.