I want to suck on your penis

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.