Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.