I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.