Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Talk to my cat.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.