If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Watch the same movies over and over

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I can't trill my R's

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.