wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.