im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.