When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.