When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.