Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.