I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.