wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Watch the same movies over and over

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.