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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.