I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Talk to my cat.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.