When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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being super bored at shool

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.