- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Talk to my cat.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.