Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

chewing icecream before you swallow it

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I refuse to forward chain letters

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I can't trill my R's

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.