when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.