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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.