When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I refuse to forward chain letters

sneeze without closing my eyes

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.