I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

sneeze without closing my eyes

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.