when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I eat ass

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.