- Things You Think Only You Do

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

misread dig bick

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I can't trill my R's

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.