I eat ass

being super bored at shool

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

i see almost everything as a sign

laziness .... its all in the mind

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.