Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.