Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Talk to my cat.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.