when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Watch the same movies over and over

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.