When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.