Try to see nipples through body paint.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Watch the same movies over and over

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.