always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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speak proper english

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Talk to my cat.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.