Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.