- Things You Think Only You Do

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.