I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.