I eat ass

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being super bored at shool

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.