See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

speak proper english

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Talk to my cat.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.