- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.