Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.