When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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get really confused

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.