When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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being super bored at shool

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.