Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I can't trill my R's

being super bored at shool

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

bounce when your tip toeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.