Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.