Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I can't trill my R's

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.