Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Pee in the shower

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.