Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.