Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I can't trill my R's

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.