- Things You Think Only You Do

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Watch the same movies over and over

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Set Fire to the Rain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.