Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.