Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Talk to my cat.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.