I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.