I pee in the shower. :3

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.