I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.