Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

sneeze without closing my eyes

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Watch the same movies over and over

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.