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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I can't trill my R's

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I eat ass

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being super bored at shool

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Talk to my cat.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.