Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.