- Things You Think Only You Do

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Talk to my cat.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I can't trill my R's

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.