Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.