- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Watch the same movies over and over

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Set Fire to the Rain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.