- Things You Think Only You Do

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Watch the same movies over and over

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I can't trill my R's

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.