Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.