Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.