I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I can't trill my R's

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Play Minecraft

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.