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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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KICK THE CAN
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.