When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

KICK THE CAN

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Watch the same movies over and over

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.