- Things You Think Only You Do

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Set Fire to the Rain

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.