Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.