- Things You Think Only You Do

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.