Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Poop naked.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.