When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.