Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Play Minecraft

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.