- Things You Think Only You Do

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.