Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.