When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Eat ice by itself

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.