I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.