when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.