When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

misread dig bick

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I can't trill my R's

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.