When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I eat ass

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.