I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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misread dig bick

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I can't trill my R's

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.