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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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misread dig bick
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.