Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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being super bored at shool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.