- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

misread dig bick

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.