Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.