Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I can't trill my R's

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.