- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.