- Things You Think Only You Do

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.