When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Eat ice by itself

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.