I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.