Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.