Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.