in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

im going to kill that person and get away with it

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I refuse to forward chain letters

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.