Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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being super bored at shool

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I eat ass

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.