when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

laziness .... its all in the mind

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.