disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I refuse to forward chain letters

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

misread dig bick

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I can't trill my R's

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.