when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I refuse to forward chain letters

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

laziness .... its all in the mind

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.