Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.