i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Play Minecraft

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.