When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.