When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.