When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.