- Things You Think Only You Do

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Watch the same movies over and over

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I eat ass

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.