Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Be a loner at school

thumb_up thumb_down -22

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

thumb_up thumb_down -36

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.