When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Poop naked.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.