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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.