- Things You Think Only You Do

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

chew on the side of my teeth

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.