When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.