When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Sometimes I toot.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.