i see almost everything as a sign

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Talk to my cat.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.