open the fridge A eat food B think

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.