Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play Minecraft

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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speak proper english

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.