- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Set Fire to the Rain

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.