when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Made after doomsday plans

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

look at bins as i walk past them

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.