When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I can't trill my R's

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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being super bored at shool

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.