chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.