think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.