Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I apologize, when i bump against things.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

being super bored at shool

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

thumb_up thumb_down -54

I eat ass

thumb_up thumb_down -56

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

im going to kill that person and get away with it

thumb_up thumb_down -82

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.