never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Set Fire to the Rain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

get really confused

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Poop naked.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.