Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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being super bored at shool

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.