When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I can't trill my R's

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Set Fire to the Rain

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.