when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I eat ass

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.