Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.