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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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being super bored at shool
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I can't trill my R's
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.