Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.