Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

KICK THE CAN

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

i see almost everything as a sign

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.