I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.