Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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being super bored at shool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.