strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pee in the shower

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.