creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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get really confused

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.