When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I can't trill my R's

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.