When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Play Minecraft

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.