Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.