If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.