- Things You Think Only You Do

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.