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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.