Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Talk to my cat.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.