- Things You Think Only You Do

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I eat ass

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

being super bored at shool

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

i see almost everything as a sign

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.