- Things You Think Only You Do

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Talk to my cat.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.