fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.