I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I eat ass

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Play Minecraft

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.