- Things You Think Only You Do

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Watch the same movies over and over

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.