When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Poop naked.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.