Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.