Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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misread dig bick

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.