Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.