When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.