Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I can't trill my R's

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.