Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Talk to my cat.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.