- Things You Think Only You Do

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

I hold my breath in elevators

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.