I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.