Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I eat ass

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.