I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.