Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Talk to my cat.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.