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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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being super bored at shool
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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Play Minecraft
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.