I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.