- Things You Think Only You Do

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.