I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I eat ass

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.