when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Talk to my cat.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.