When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.