Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.