Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I can't trill my R's

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.