Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Poop naked.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

bounce when your tip toeing.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

sneeze without closing my eyes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.