Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I can't trill my R's

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

being super bored at shool

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Set Fire to the Rain

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.