At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.