When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.