I can't trill my R's

thumb_up thumb_down -44

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +19

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

thumb_up thumb_down -5

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.