Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.