Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Talk to my cat.

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I always think I have special powers

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.