On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Eat ice by itself

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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being super bored at shool

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I can't trill my R's

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.