When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.