In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Take baths

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.