When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.