When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Eat ice by itself

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.