Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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being super bored at shool

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Play Minecraft

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.