Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I can't trill my R's

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Play Minecraft

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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k. everyone

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.