I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

being super bored at shool

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I can't trill my R's

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.