- Things You Think Only You Do

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.