when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.