Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.