In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I eat ass

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Play Minecraft

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.