always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.