when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.