Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Play Minecraft

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.