im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.