creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Eat ice by itself

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I can't trill my R's

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.