THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.