Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Sometimes I toot.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Be a loner at school

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Made after doomsday plans

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.