I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.