- Things You Think Only You Do

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Poo really loud

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

chew on the side of my teeth

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.