- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to forward chain letters

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

being super bored at shool

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.