Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Poop naked.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.