When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Play Minecraft

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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speak proper english

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.