read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

wonder who wrote these things

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

chew on the side of my teeth

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.