Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.