Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.