Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.