If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I can't trill my R's

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.