When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I can't trill my R's

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.