sneeze without closing my eyes

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.