- Things You Think Only You Do

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I refuse to forward chain letters

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.