coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.