Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Eat ice by itself

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.