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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.