- Things You Think Only You Do

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I refuse to forward chain letters

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.