I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I eat ass

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being super bored at shool

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.