Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

sneeze without closing my eyes

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Watch the same movies over and over

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.