Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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get really confused

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.