When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.