Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.