in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.