I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Poop naked.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I never feel bored

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.