I have never watched Star Wars.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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being super bored at shool

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Poop naked.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.