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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.