read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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wonder who wrote these things

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.