place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.