read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Play Minecraft

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.