When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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KICK THE CAN

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.