I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I eat ass

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.