Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.