When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

sneeze without closing my eyes

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

being super bored at shool

I eat ass

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.