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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.