- Things You Think Only You Do

get really confused

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.