When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Sometimes I toot.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Pretend i'm a sim.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.