- Things You Think Only You Do

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

sneeze without closing my eyes

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Watch the same movies over and over

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.