When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat ice by itself

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.