sneeze without closing my eyes

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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being super bored at shool

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Play Minecraft

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.