creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I can't trill my R's

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Eat ice by itself

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.