- Things You Think Only You Do

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

being super bored at shool

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

open the fridge A eat food B think

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.