After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.