I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

open the fridge A eat food B think

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.