- Things You Think Only You Do

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Eat ice by itself

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.