I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I can't trill my R's

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.