laziness .... its all in the mind

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Talk to my cat.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.