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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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I can't trill my R's
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Eat ice by itself
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.