- Things You Think Only You Do

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.