when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

thumb_up thumb_down -44

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

thumb_up thumb_down -94

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I refuse to forward chain letters

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.