- Things You Think Only You Do

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Eat ice by itself

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.