Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.