When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I eat ass

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.