I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I eat ass

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.