See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.