When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.