Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat ice by itself

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.