When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I can't trill my R's

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being super bored at shool

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.