Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I can't trill my R's

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I eat ass

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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being super bored at shool

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.