I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I can't trill my R's

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Eat ice by itself

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.