being super bored at shool

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.