pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.