If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Eat ice by itself

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Play Minecraft

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.