I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Poop naked.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.