I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Eat ice by itself

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

laziness .... its all in the mind

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.