I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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get really confused

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.