Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.