- Things You Think Only You Do

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Play Minecraft

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.