Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.