When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Eat ice by itself

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

laziness .... its all in the mind

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.