- Things You Think Only You Do

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

sneeze without closing my eyes

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

being super bored at shool

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.