Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Talk to my cat.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.