- Things You Think Only You Do

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Sitting next to a banana called James

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

speak proper english

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.