When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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chew on the side of my teeth

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.