I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.