When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Watch the same movies over and over

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Eat ice by itself

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.