Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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k. everyone

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.