i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.