Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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get really confused

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.