Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Pretend i'm a sim.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

I refuse to forward chain letters

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.