- Things You Think Only You Do

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Watch the same movies over and over

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Play Minecraft

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.