My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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being super bored at shool

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.