- Things You Think Only You Do

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.