Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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wonder who wrote these things

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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speak proper english

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.