Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I can't trill my R's

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.