I eat ass

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Play Minecraft

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.