Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I eat ass

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I refuse to forward chain letters

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.