Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I eat ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.