I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.