I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

thumb_up thumb_down -49

being super bored at shool

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

thumb_up thumb_down -55

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

always check thde back seat before starting the car

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Play Minecraft

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

thumb_up thumb_down -103

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.