Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.