- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.