when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.