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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Make hand gestures when talking on phone
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.