Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Eat ice by itself

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.