Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pee in the shower

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.