- Things You Think Only You Do

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

being super bored at shool

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.