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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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I eat ass
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.