Eat ice by itself

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.