Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.