- Things You Think Only You Do

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.