always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Watch the same movies over and over

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.