I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.