Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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wonder who wrote these things

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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get really confused

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.