twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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being super bored at shool

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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wonder who wrote these things

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.