See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.