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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.