- Things You Think Only You Do

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Play Minecraft

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.