When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.