I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Eat ice by itself

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.