Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.