Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.