When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.