Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

wonder who wrote these things

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.