See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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KICK THE CAN

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.