- Things You Think Only You Do

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

wonder who wrote these things

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

chew on the side of my teeth

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.