I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I eat ass

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.