See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

KICK THE CAN

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.