- Things You Think Only You Do

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Eat ice by itself

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

being super bored at shool

I eat ass

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Play Minecraft

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.