Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.