always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pee in the shower

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.