Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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k. everyone

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.