Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.