Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.