- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat ice by itself

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.