Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.