- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

i see almost everything as a sign

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Play Minecraft

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.