Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.