Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.