wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Talk to my cat.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.