Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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being super bored at shool

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.