When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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KICK THE CAN

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.