creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Talk to my cat.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.