- Things You Think Only You Do

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I can't trill my R's

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

open the fridge A eat food B think

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.