- Things You Think Only You Do

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.