When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.