I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.