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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.