turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.