try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.