When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Talk to my cat.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.