When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I can't trill my R's

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.