Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Eat ice by itself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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k. everyone

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.