While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Play Minecraft

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.