sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.