- Things You Think Only You Do

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Be a loner at school

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

sneeze without closing my eyes

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.