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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Talk to my cat.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.