When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

chew on the side of my teeth

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.