- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Talk to my cat.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Eat ice by itself

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.