I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.