Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Talk to my cat.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.