When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Play Minecraft

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.