- Things You Think Only You Do

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.