Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.