Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pee in the shower

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.