Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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get really confused

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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KICK THE CAN

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.