when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I can't trill my R's

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Set Fire to the Rain

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.