I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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being super bored at shool

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.