When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.