turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

being super bored at shool

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.