Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I can't trill my R's

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.