sneeze without closing my eyes

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I eat ass

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.