Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.