think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Poop naked.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.