Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I eat ass

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.