When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.