Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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KICK THE CAN

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.