repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I eat ass

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Talk to my cat.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.