I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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speak proper english

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Talk to my cat.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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KICK THE CAN

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.