repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I eat ass

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Talk to my cat.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.