turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.