I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.