When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.