Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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being super bored at shool

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.