Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.