When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I eat ass

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.