When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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speak proper english

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.