push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Pee in the shower

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.