- Things You Think Only You Do

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

I eat ass

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Pee in the shower

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.