Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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being super bored at shool

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.