- Things You Think Only You Do

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.