wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.