Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.