- Things You Think Only You Do

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.