try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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get really confused

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Poop naked.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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KICK THE CAN

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.