stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I can't trill my R's

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Set Fire to the Rain

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.