- Things You Think Only You Do

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Set Fire to the Rain

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Play Minecraft

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.