Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I eat ass

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.