See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.