draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Eat ice by itself

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.