Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.