Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

KICK THE CAN

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I have walked into a sliding glass door

sneeze without closing my eyes

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.