repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

wonder who wrote these things

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

get really confused

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.