Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.