You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Eat ice by itself

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.