Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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being super bored at shool

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.