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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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Pee in the shower
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.