twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.