I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.