Poop naked.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.