Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat ice by itself

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Pee in the shower

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.