when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.