Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.