While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Eat ice by itself

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.