When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I have never watched Star Wars.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.