Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.