When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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being super bored at shool

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.