- Things You Think Only You Do

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.