Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.