- Things You Think Only You Do

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

open the fridge A eat food B think

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.