I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.