When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.