- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.