When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.