read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.