The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Vote for the other guy

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.