The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Vote for the other guy

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.