When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.