Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I can't trill my R's

Set Fire to the Rain

I eat ass

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.