I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.