On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.