Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.