I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.