Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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being super bored at shool

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.