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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Pee in the shower

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.