- Things You Think Only You Do

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.