Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.