- Things You Think Only You Do

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Eat ice by itself

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.