Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Eat ice by itself

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.