Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

KICK THE CAN

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

sneeze without closing my eyes

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.