- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat ice by itself

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.