Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I can't trill my R's

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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being super bored at shool

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.