Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I can't trill my R's

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Pee in the shower

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.