Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

being super bored at shool

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.