wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.