I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.