- Things You Think Only You Do

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

sneeze without closing my eyes

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.