While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.