wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.