Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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speak proper english

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.