When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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being super bored at shool

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Play Minecraft

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.