Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.