when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Set Fire to the Rain

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.