- Things You Think Only You Do

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.