Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.