Eat ice by itself

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.