In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

bounce when your tip toeing.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I refuse to forward chain letters

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I have never watched Star Wars.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.