worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.