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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Eat ice by itself
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.