Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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KICK THE CAN

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.