I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.