I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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wonder who wrote these things

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.