I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I can't trill my R's

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pee in the shower

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.