laziness .... its all in the mind

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Pee in the shower

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.