- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Set Fire to the Rain

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Pee in the shower

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.