- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

This song will not come out of my head!

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.