I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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being super bored at shool

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I eat ass

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.