When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.