Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Set Fire to the Rain

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Pee in the shower

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.