Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.