Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Eat ice by itself

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.