I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.