When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I can't trill my R's

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Set Fire to the Rain

I eat ass

pull out a flies wings and let it go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.