- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Eat ice by itself

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.