- Things You Think Only You Do

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Pee in the shower

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.