When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

KICK THE CAN

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.