When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.