Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

im going to kill that person and get away with it

open the fridge A eat food B think

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.