I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.