Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

call someone by a siblings name.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.