sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.