Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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being super bored at shool

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.