Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Set Fire to the Rain

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Pee in the shower

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.