I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat ice by itself

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.