When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I can't trill my R's

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I eat ass

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.