when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.