If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.