Eat ice by itself

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I eat ass

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.