Pee in the shower

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

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