Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

being super bored at shool

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Set Fire to the Rain

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Pee in the shower

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.