Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.