Eat ice by itself

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I eat ass

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.