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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.