I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Pee in the shower

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.