laziness .... its all in the mind

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Pee in the shower

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.