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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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call someone by a siblings name.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.