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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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