I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Vote for the other guy

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.