I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I eat ass

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Pee in the shower

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.