im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.