when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Go for a 10 mile run.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.