setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.