I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

being super bored at shool

I eat ass

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.