sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Set Fire to the Rain

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Play Minecraft

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.