- Things You Think Only You Do

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Eat ice by itself

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.