- Things You Think Only You Do

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Set Fire to the Rain

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.