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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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I eat ass
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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