I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Play Minecraft

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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speak proper english

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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get really confused

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.