Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.