Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Eat ice by itself

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.