Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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KICK THE CAN

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.