When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I eat ass

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Pee in the shower

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.