I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.