To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.