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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Vote for the other guy
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.