Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I can't trill my R's

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.