When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Watch the same movies over and over

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.