When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.