I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pee in the shower

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.