- Things You Think Only You Do

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.