Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.