- Things You Think Only You Do

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.