When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pee in the shower

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.