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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.