- Things You Think Only You Do

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I can't trill my R's

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.