Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I eat ass

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Play Minecraft

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.