i see almost everything as a sign

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.