wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.