When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.