Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Pee in the shower

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Pee in the shower

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.