- Things You Think Only You Do

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.