I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Talk to my cat.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.