text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Pee in the shower

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.