Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.