- Things You Think Only You Do

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.