On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

sneeze without closing my eyes

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.