i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Play Minecraft

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Pee in the shower

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.