Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

get really confused

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.