In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.