When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.