When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pee in the shower

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.