I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.