Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.