- Things You Think Only You Do

Pee in the shower

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

sneeze without closing my eyes

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.