chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.