Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Eat ice by itself

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Pee in the shower

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.