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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Play Minecraft
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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Pee in the shower
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.