- Things You Think Only You Do

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Watch the same movies over and over

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.