Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.