- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.