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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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Eat ice by itself
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.