read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.