resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.