when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pee in the shower

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.