Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Pee in the shower

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.