Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

sneeze without closing my eyes

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I eat ass

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Set Fire to the Rain

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.