Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.