Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.