- Things You Think Only You Do

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Vote for the other guy

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.