I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.