I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.