- Things You Think Only You Do

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.